4739 notes // reblogwhen my kids where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.

think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese?100%.This is genius

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